For the past 15 years or so, Coronado officials have invited a group of Obcieans to partake in their Fourth of July parade. With their unusual attire and freakish behavior, this group of unstable deviants are allowed to march along the quaint streets of the “Crown City.”

These waterlogged ruffians are readily accepted by this fair city. The local military presence may give city officials some comfort, but they know that this rabble could incite mass hysteria among its citizens at anytime. Yet they are invited every year.

Special protocol has been established to lessen any threat. Labeled “00″ by marshals, this unit is not only the first to enter the parade route, they are also allowed to march fifteen minutes before the official start time of the parade. This precaution was taken to eliminate any disruption they may cause the other units.

As the riffraff approaches, crowds are at first alarmed by the loud noise and clothes. Soon they become mesmerized by the dizzying effect of art in motion. The throng who line Orange Avenue are entranced by the sound of the fast-paced guitar music, nostalgic transportation and the precision acrobatic magic.

After many miles, these paraders entrench themselves under a giant tree to quash their thirst. After an hour or so of reminiscing of parades past, and to the relief of the local population, they soon find their way back to home to watch the O.B. fireworks.

The Coronado Fourth of July Parade officially steps-off at 10:00 am on Saturday July 4th, but if you want to see the Ocean Beach Geriatric Surf Club and Precision Marching Drill Team and Gidget Patrol you better be there by 9:45.